Did you hear about a bridge reported to be so insecure, they are going to hold a conference on it?
Did you hear about a detective who's earned fame in the faculty of reading photographs?
Did you hear about a clouded sports match under a spotlessly clear sky?
Money buys bread from someone who parts with it but actually wins bread in the process.
Did you hear about a restaurant waiter who has knowledge to identify dozens of kinds of insects - courtesy : the cooks (who got them in the food everyday)?
That impressive executive director speaks awfully effective language through just raising one or two eyebrows.
Nothing harmonizes between the couple - but both are now so accustomed of each other's divergent habits, thoughts about divorce are always eventually put aside.
Did you hear about the outdoor sports team which got so famous for its occult rain-drawing quality on the match days that a dry village is busy inviting it to hold performance matches there?
Frequent excessive power supply keeps re-fusing our circuit - which in turn keeps refusing power to our house.
Match wanted for matchless, unmatched person.
Harmony is a most essential thing -
- for a musician to have it between composition and music
- for a cashier to have it between cash register and cash
Hello TV station, will you please keep your volume a little higher, my remote control has stopped functioning.
Ad in a newspaper: Editors and proff readers wanted - must be good in spelling and grammer.
Another Ad: Don't go anywhere else to be deceived. Come to us.
She asked, "You mean Mankind?".
"I mean male kind", he replied.
Did you hear about a detective who's earned fame in the faculty of reading photographs?
Did you hear about a clouded sports match under a spotlessly clear sky?
Money buys bread from someone who parts with it but actually wins bread in the process.
Did you hear about a restaurant waiter who has knowledge to identify dozens of kinds of insects - courtesy : the cooks (who got them in the food everyday)?
That impressive executive director speaks awfully effective language through just raising one or two eyebrows.
Nothing harmonizes between the couple - but both are now so accustomed of each other's divergent habits, thoughts about divorce are always eventually put aside.
Did you hear about the outdoor sports team which got so famous for its occult rain-drawing quality on the match days that a dry village is busy inviting it to hold performance matches there?
Frequent excessive power supply keeps re-fusing our circuit - which in turn keeps refusing power to our house.
Match wanted for matchless, unmatched person.
Harmony is a most essential thing -
- for a musician to have it between composition and music
- for a cashier to have it between cash register and cash
Hello TV station, will you please keep your volume a little higher, my remote control has stopped functioning.
Ad in a newspaper: Editors and proff readers wanted - must be good in spelling and grammer.
Another Ad: Don't go anywhere else to be deceived. Come to us.
She asked, "You mean Mankind?".
"I mean male kind", he replied.
